ask-princess-celestia said: Has it really been years? Hmm, odd. I remember it as if it was yesterday.
rainbowdashtumbls said: YEAH CAUSE SHINING ARMOR AND RARITY SOUND SO BUCKING SIMILAR RIGHT? THAT’S NOT EVEN THE SAME AREA CODE!!
YOU GREETED ME BY NAME WHEN I PICKED UP THE PHONE
YOU INTENTIONALLY DIALED ME
LIES AND SLANDER
I think I’m gonna throw up, a lot.
He’s lying, Dash!
YOU HAD PHONE SEX WITH THE PRINCESS!
AND YOUR BROTHER!
but unicorns can fly by levitating themselves! ^_^
….you may be onto something here, me.
Hmmmmm…..well…let’s seeeeeee…..um, I gueessss I mean, flying is SUPER COOL, trust me. It’s like THE BEST. But magic is reallly cool too, I mean you can like float stuff around and um…do magic. WHICH IS ALSO SUPER COOL.
And hey! Um…being with another Earth pony would be really neat! They’d be all nice…and strong….and all sorts of fun!
Oh, gosh, urm I don’t think I answered anything there….uh…well they’re ALL great! I mean honestly….I really wouldn’t mind what they were…but um if we’re going by SHEER fun factor…I guessssssss pegagasusususuesssss.
Sounds great, Benny! Or…ummmm, maybe Frank….
No, no, Benny! Let’s stick with Benny!
One of me: Hi DASHIETWI PONY PONIES!
Hmmm…I don’t know…I mean Shiny’s married AND Twi’s brother…and Maccy’s AJ’s brother. Unless like, um, you’re all like hypothetical and all that which means I’d have to think of this hypothetically which in THAT case I don’t know I mean I’d have think about it for a bit Maccy’s always been SUPER nice whenever he comes by….
Um…he doesn’t say a lot which makes me think there’s A LOT more there but I don’t get a lot of time to talk to him which I’d like to maybe have a bit more time but not like my heart is gooey or anything for him, which is like no offense I mean I just don’t really talk to him all that often and AJ if you’re reading this that doesn’t mean like set me up on a date with your brother cause that’d be weird unless it wasn’t I mean I don’t even know if he’s single which I feel like I should but I don’t so that’s kind of…
*it continues on like this for several more HEY, DON’T CUT ME OFF LIKE THAT, it’s rude! But…um, I don’t know if people want to read all th- oh psh, of course they do~!*
…um, anyway! Shiny ALSO seems like a super nice colt, but um…AND DON’T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY TWI OR SHINY IF YOU READ THIS. Um, he’s just a tiny TINY bit of a laced-up I have duties and such and need to be responsible to the thousands of ponies and protect the world and save everypony types.
Which is NICE and all….but um, a little bit to much for me…I want somepony who isn’t all bussiness and can be silly sometimes! Which most ponies are, they just like to hide it! I bet somepony like Maccy could be pretty silly if you just broke through that silly little strong and silent type thingy.
Best creation….BEST creation….bestest best BEST creation…
Weelllll, I manged to whip something up while I was totally not trying to distract myself last week.
…It’s a chocolate covered chocolate that is actually not a chocolate but a candy-coated non-chocolate chocolate burrito filled with a cinnamon-flavored-non-toxic-completely-edible substance called cinnamon. Oh and sprinkles. And whipped cream. And cookie dough.
And ice cream.
Okay I kind of just took all the left-over ingredients for the day and just crammed them all together in a soft taco shell.
I CALL IT THE “RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF RARE INGREDIENTS THAT ARE TOTALLY YUMMY”